I got a banana peach smoothie that used peach flavor syrup.
Peach flavor syrup tastes a lot like peach schnapps.
My body is here, but my mind is back at the gay bar after work in my early 20s, dancing my ass off and doing dollar schnapps shots with the gay kids from the amusement park.
- Staying at The Mirage in one of the nicest rooms
- Seeing Cirque du Soleil Ka
- ATV tour of the desert
- Grand Canyon tour with scary-ass Skywalk because I am both fascinated with and scared of heights
- Arcade bar downtown
- On-site spa which I will be taking advantage of
So yeah. We’re about to have a fucking BLAST. Husband has gotten it in his head that we must go to a zoo or aquarium, so I’m searching for an AZA accredited facility now (want my money to go to a good place). I’m super stoked for all the non-debauchery activities we’ll be doing…and I’m super stoked for the debauchery, too. Let’s be real here.